CRUISING ON THE

SERVING CHAMPAGNE

KRAIG PARKER AS ELVIS

HOW TO VIEW ART

NASHER SCULPTURE CENTER

WINE: THE VERY BASIC BASICS

DSO AT THE MEYERSON

SUSHI: AN INTRODUCTION

300 DALLAS BOWLING

TFL ON THE CONQUEST

CARNIVAL CONQUEST SEVEN DAY CRUISE

EMBARKATION

Carnival provides each passenger with luggage tags marked with their deck and room number; and although the staff did a wonderful job of getting the guest’s belongings delivered to their staterooms before dinner, they do not guarantee that service.  We had intended to carry onboard one small suitcase containing toiletries and clothing for dinner that night; but when we walked up, a Carnival representative told us that the bag was too big to go through the x-ray scanner, so we gave it to the porters for handling.  We went through the security line (with metal detector and x-ray,) and then through a second line where we showed our cruise documents and identification.  A hold was put on our debit card (about $200 per person for our seven day cruise) and we were each given a Sail & Sign card that we then used for all of our onboard purchases. The Sail & Sign card also doubled as our room key and our boarding pass for every port of call. 

Once on board, our Sail & Sign cards were scanned and our pictures were taken for the ship’s computer.  Then we were sort of dropped off in the ship’s lobby with a feeling of “now what?”  We had been told that our rooms would not be ready until 2:00 p.m., but that we could eat lunch on the Lido Deck.  But where was the Lido deck?  We needed a map.  We recommend printing out the deck plans from Carnival’s website before you go - that would’ve been very helpful.  Even the ship map that we did get later was just an abstract cross-section and not as helpful as those deck plans would’ve been.  We walked around the ship and eventually had lunch, and we were very glad that we had checked that last suitcase so that we didn’t have to lug it around.

CABIN

In the room, there were three armoire type closets - two with shelves and bars for hanging clothes (including six hangers each), and one with all shelves.  There was one electrical outlet, but we recommend bringing an extension cord or a power strip to increase usage.  There was a hair dryer in the room (though word had it that you had to hold the button down as you use it,) and two nice sized beach towels that you can use on the ship and onshore (fresh ones will be delivered as you use them.)  Our cabin steward dropped by during the first hour we were in our room, introduced herself, and chatted a bit.  Her service all week was amazing - the room was always immaculate.  We could hardly leave our room without coming back to a dried shower, fresh towels, clean glasses, mints on the pillow, turn down service etc. (and of course, those infamous towel animals every night!)  Over the course of the week, as we talked to her in the hallways, she became more of a friend to us than service personnel.  She and her assistant were always very friendly and never intrusive at all.

LUGGAGE

For a little while, we sat in our room with the door open so we could watch for our luggage, which was delivered to our floor between 2:00 and 4:00 p.m.  We absolutely suggest that you lock your luggage before handing it over to the porters since they bring it up and set it just outside your stateroom door.  Once we unpacked our bags, we went directly to the laundry room down the hall to iron some of our dinner clothes that had gotten wrinkled.  We just wanted to get it out of the way, but our cabin steward later told us that this was a good idea because sometimes it gets crowded at the ironing board before dinner. 

MUSTER DRILL

This was ridiculous.  Around 4:00 p.m., we were told over the loudspeaker to get our lifejackets from our cabins and meet at our muster station.  We were, of course, interested to hear what to do in case of an emergency.  However, passengers were standing around talking so loudly that we could not hear a thing that was being announced during the drill.  We just memorized our surroundings and assumed that we would come back to that spot if the ship started to sink.

DAYS 2 & 3 - AT SEA

POOL AREA

Four words - get a chair early.  The pool was crowded by 10:00 a.m. and packed by noon.  Take a light swimsuit cover or something to cover yourself with in addition to your sunscreen if you burn easily.  It was really nice to sit out by the pool, and we spent a lot of hours out there.  So after swimming and sunning, we took naps in the lounge chairs in very lightweight long sleeved shirts and very lightweight cargo pants.  The sun was very strong, and that prevented us from being sunburned on the trip.

CREEPS WITH CAMERAS

Watch out for people with zoom lens cameras in the pool area.  At one point, we noticed a man across the deck who ‘appeared’ to be taking a picture of his wife.  However, the angle at which he was holding his camera didn’t seem quite right, and he seemed to be pointing his camera at a female member of our party.  So she moved over a little.  So did his camera.  She moved again.  So did his camera.  With yet another move, she blocked the man’s camera view of her entirely.  As the man kept trying to maneuver to get a good shot of her, we leaned into his camera view and flipped him off.  Immediately, the man put down his camera and smiled and waved at us.  We continued to keep an eye on him (and anyone else with cameras) for the rest of the day, and he never tried to take another picture of us.  He did, however, go over to the children’s pool and start taking pictures of the little girls there.  Unbelievable.  And he was not by far the only one doing that.  We saw another guy and his camera with zoom lens escorted away from the pool by members of the Carnival security staff.  So be careful about that sort of thing.

CARNIVAL’S SERVICE PERSONNEL

We were quite impressed by Carnival’s service staff.  We had heard so many previous cruisers complaining about them being pushy, but we didn’t feel that way at all.  Of course there was wait staff constantly walking the pool and dining areas asking if people wanted drinks; but if you don’t want anything, all you have to say is no.  And never did anyone ask us anything if we weren’t making eye contact.  It wasn’t like anyone ever woke us up from a poolside nap to ask if we wanted something to drink.  They were always very pleasant to us.   And their service was certainly required, as there were many people who were ordering drinks poolside or in the dining room.  And speaking of drinks, here’s a tip:  Carnival offers free tea, lemonade, fruit punch and apple juice; but the cups they give you to drink it in are small.  It would be a benefit to either take a larger drinking container with you on the cruise or buy one of Carnival’s drinks in the larger plastic souvenir glass when you get on the boat and use that for the rest of the trip.

ENTERTAINMENT

Carnival offers a nice selection of daytime activities - bingo, a miniature ship building challenge, hairy chest competition, ice sculpture carving demonstration, calypso bands on deck, etc.  There were always plenty of activities to keep us occupied should we have chosen to finish up our endless free ice cream cones and get up off our poolside lounge chairs.  We did attend the Newlywed / Not-So-Newlywed game hosted by the ship’s cruise director, and it was hilarious - the funniest show we saw onboard all week.

The main evening shows were held in the quite nice, Moulin Rouge themed, Toulouse Lautrec lounge.  We had seen some online complaining about the quality of Carnival’s shows, but we didn’t think the shows were as bad as apparently some others had thought.  They weren’t on the level of a Vegas show by any stretch of the imagination, but we thought they were entertaining enough.  The adult midnight comedy show was very funny, though we would’ve suggested that it be skipped by those who are easily offended.

Karaoke in the Degas Lounge was fun and seemed to be a favorite among passengers.  Another crowd favorite was the ship’s house band who performed cover tunes from the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s.  We saw several of their shows, and sometimes they played the same songs, sometimes different ones.  But whether the lead singer had his shirt hiked up singing Britney Spears, or a tie around his head singing Axel Rose, or his fingers holding his nose while singing Willie Nelson, they always put on a different performance and it was always really good. 

Late one evening, we participated in a ship party where teams moved from lounge to lounge competing for points by dancing and singing.  Shoulda known our staff would know every single word to Jimmy Buffet’s “Margaritaville”!  Then after the longest conga line we’d ever seen, the night ended on the pool deck with the band rocking away and people dancing until way past midnight.  Best party of the cruise.

WINE TASTING

One afternoon, the sommelier at The Point Supper Club steakhouse offered a wine tasting for $10 per person.  The restaurant was very nice, and the event was really enjoyable even for those who were not all that knowledgeable about choosing and drinking wines.  The dress was casual, and two white wines and two reds were served.  The sommelier discussed grapes, winemaking regions in France, and ways to hold, swirl, smell, taste, and think about wine.  It was very educational as well as humorous and entertaining.  A great way to experience The Point if you are not planning to pay the extra expense it costs to have dinner there.

DINING ROOM SERVICE

We had requested the very latest dinner seating (so as not to have to rush back from shore excursions,) but were instead assigned the earliest dinner seating at 5:45 p.m.  We had read online that we should go immediately to the maitre d’ to have it changed, but we had been told at check in that Carnival would like us to honor the given time for the first night.  We ended up keeping and enjoying the earlier time though because each night as we sat down for dinner we watched the sunset from the dining room windows.  We ate in the dining room every night, and the service there was exceptional.  The food was good (not outstanding, but not in any way bad.)  One definitely would not go on this Carnival cruise for the culinary experience.  If you are accustomed to eating at extravagant five star restaurants, then Carnival’s food is probably going to seem below par to you.  Otherwise, you’ll be fine.  There are plenty of different types of good food (appetizers, salads, beef, seafood, vegetables, desserts galore, etc…) and you can eat as much of it as you want. 

FORMAL NIGHT

Carnival hosts two formal nights in the main dining room during the course of the week.  And although there are several casual alternative dining options to choose from aboard the ship, we saw no reason to eat hamburgers for dinner when all-you-can-eat prime rib, lobster, and cherries jubilee were being served for the price of just throwing on some dress clothes. 

More people than we expected dressed up for formal night and looked amazing, but clothing styles onboard were really all over the place.  At one late night buffet, we could stand in one place and see people in shorts, sweatpants, dress pants, mini dresses, sundresses, and formal gowns.  Almost anything you want to wear is probably going to be acceptable.  Of course, suitable dining room attire is on the dressy side; but even so, women were in anything from short sundresses to long evening gowns.  (And people got more and more casual as the week went on.)

DAY 4 - MONTEGO BAY, JAMAICA

DOCTOR’S CAVE BEACH

We arrived at about 10:00 a.m at the very nice and well maintained Doctor’s Cave Beach (http://www.doctorscavebathingclub.com).  We paid $5 per person to get in, $5 for umbrella rental and $5 per chair rental.  We were told to pick a spot, and a guy brought the umbrella and chairs to us.  We tipped the guy and gave him a coin that we had found on the ground while we were standing there.  It turned out to be, the guy said, “like a Jamaican five dollars.”  He was happy.  The place was really beautiful - mountains, lush greenery, soft cornmeal-like sand, and water of a rich, turquoise color.  From the beach, we could watch the commercial airliners coming in to land nearby about every half hour or so.  Also from this beach, we could see many groups of people on many different shore excursions.  People were on tour / party boats, on glass bottom boats, snorkeling, parasailing, learning to water ski, etc.  It seemed like this would be a good place to have some fun water adventures.  At Doctor’s Cave beach, there was a water trampoline and two restaurants very nearby and waiters with menus walking the beach taking orders.  The prices seemed fair - we got two very large bottles of water for $2 each.  We taxied back to the ship ($10,) ate lunch on the boat, took a nap on deck, and then watched over the side of the ship as a 20 person Jamaican marching band performed as the ship was ready to leave port.  Our experience in Jamaica was very nice.

DAY 5 - GEORGETOWN, GRAND CAYMAN

Getting off the ship at Grand Cayman was like running into the paparazzi.  In every port, upon exiting the ship, there are photographers (Carnival’s people, we guessed) and people (‘characters’) dressed up ready to take a picture with you.  In Jamaica, there was a man with dreadlocks wearing a hat of Jamaican flag colors; in Cozumel it was guys dressed up like Mayan warriors and women in colorful Mexican dresses.  In Grand Cayman, there were people with parrots and four aggressive photographers yelling for us to stop.  We just refused pictures and tried to make our way through the crowd.  Carnival offers some really great places to get your picture taken onboard; and these outdoor photo opportunities are great if you want your picture taken; but we didn’t, so it was a little irritating.

Their office was very easy to find and just a short walk from the pier.  We made our reservation online before we left Texas; and when we arrived in Grand Cayman, everything was ready as planned.  A shuttle took us to the boat, at which point we were seated, fitted with snorkel gear, and offered punch and water.  Our particular group was honored to have been ushered to the snorkel site by Captain Marvin himself.  He took the time to meet and shake hands with everyone on the lower deck of the boat and then we took off. 

When we got to the Coral Gardens site, our guide gave instructions on what to do and then announced that a stingray that they had named Frisbee (because it had no tail) was there swimming at the back of the boat.  So there were several things to consider upon entering the water, and it took a few minutes to get acclimated.  There we were, trying to get our masks adjusted and get off the boat with thirty people behind us who wanted to get off the boat into the choppy waters, and we’re trying to remember to breathe though our mouths, and to not touch the coral, and to not kick the coral, and to not jump onto Frisbee!  But when we relaxed with face down and feet up, the snorkeling was amazing!  And even more remarkable was the tour boat’s second stop which was at the Barrier Reef.  There were fish of so many colors and shapes and sizes, and they swam so close that it seemed we could just reach out and grab one.  We definitely recommend this excursion.  It was moderately physically demanding, but the key is to just relax, get used to breathing through your mouth, and take your time.

Stingray City was also a blast.  It was quite strange at first, pulling up and seeing dozens and dozens of ominous black discs moving about in the water.  And a little disconcerting as you slide into the water just as a four-foot stingray decides to come rub up against your leg.  How do you prepare for that?  But after a half hour in the water, we had “Emily” the stingray in our arms ‘hugging’ us and giving us a kiss!  So that was really fun and an experience that we won’t forget. 

A representative from a local production company videotaped the entire excursion both onboard the boat and underwater.  She was very kind and very fun and did an incredible job of shooting the video (which she showed to us on the television on the boat at the end of the day on the way back in.)  She was planning to take the video back to her office to add a soundtrack, and we were offered a copy for $60 each.  After the excursion, we were shuttled back to the Captain Marvin’s store/office at the agreed time.  The last tender from the pier back to the ship was scheduled to leave at 3:00 p.m., so we hit a few souvenir shops and then got back on the ship. 

DAY 6 - COZUMEL, MEXICO

RENTING A CAR

We decided to tour Cozumel on our own, so we rented a small car for $23 plus another $23 in tax and port charges plus $39 for insurance.  It was worth the money, and the transaction was easy since almost everyone we met spoke English.  We had thought about riding around the island on rented moped scooters, but we were SO glad we didn’t.  Not only are the streets downtown and near the ports crowded and narrow, but the local style of driving is quite aggressive.  We have traveled to Latin and South American countries (where traffic can be a little crazy), and we live in a large city with busy streets; but even for us, driving a scooter didn’t seem like a good idea.  Not only that, but the highway loop around the island takes about an hour and a half to travel by car, and it would’ve taken quite a bit longer by moped.  The highway on the eastern part of the island was quite bumpy, and we saw several groups of people stopping to take breaks.  It just didn’t seem comfortable or particularly safe in traffic.  The price for a small car was only a little more, so we were VERY glad we’d rented the car. 

COCONUT’S BAR & GRILL

THE BEACH

We had been planning to head back over to the calmer, white sand, west side of the island and go to either the San Francisco Beach Club or Paradise Beach Club; but instead we opted to stay on the rougher, craggy eastern side because there were seven ships in port that day, but hardly any people on the eastern side.  So we stopped at a little spot called Chen Rio, donned our swimsuits, and hit the water.  We’d like to say that we played with the waves, but it was more like the waves played with us.  The water on that side of the island has strong currents and a very strong undertow.  I would not have taken small children to the area where we swam - the yellow and red warning flags were flying just down the way a bit.  But we loved it.  We bodysurfed, starting out in chest deep water and letting the waves spit us out on the sand.  Then we just stood in the water and laughed as the waves came by and knocked us on our tails.  Then we tried to stand still so the undertow wouldn’t carry us to Cuba.  Dangerous?  Yes.  Stupid?  Probably.  Fun?  Oh yeah!!

DAY 7 - AT SEA

LAST DAY ACTIVITIES

In the morning, the cruise director gave a disembarkation talk which was very informative and could’ve doubled as a comedy show.  Then we sat at the pool all afternoon eating more ice cream cones and talking about when we’d come back on our next cruise.  At sunset, we had dinner and then headed off for one last show in the main theater.  Still determined to squeeze every bit of fun out of our cruise that we could, we then caught one last house band set at the lounge; dancing slow to Eric Clapton’s “Wonderful Tonight” and then rocking out one last time to “Sweet Child O’ Mine.”  Mmmm…a perfect ending.

DAY 8 - HOME AGAIN

DISEMBARKATION

You can either let Carnival take your bags off the ship, or you can carry them off yourself.  Either way, you wait until your floor and luggage tag color are called over the loudspeaker.  We woke up at 6:00 a.m., got dressed, finished packing, and filled out our comment/survey card and customs form.  We also checked over our Sail & Sign bill, which had been delivered to the little ‘mailbox’ outside our cabin door.  (Carnival removes the debit card hold and then charges you for what you actually purchased during the week.)  At 7:30 a.m., we took our suitcases, went down the elevator, walked through the line and off the ship (showing our Sail & Sign card for the last time on the way out,) walked through the immigration line, showed our U.S. passports, and walked out of the port.  We took a shuttle to the parking lot (with our luggage) and were dropped off right by our car.  By 8:00 a.m., we were pulling away from the drive-through window of the nearby McDonald’s and were on our way back home!  We had an amazing time and can’t wait to cruise again!

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